THE ROBIN HOOD: Like any other good little suburban boy, THE ROBIN HOOD is restless and discontent with his CW-perfect life. Unlike most others, however, he's actually trying to do something about it. Running an anonymous pirate radio program à la Pump Up the Volume, his late-night sociopolitical rants have made him a celebrity. Some hail the unknown voice a revolutionary, others an unoriginal sensationalist; the point is, they're all thinking about what he's saying. Smarter than most expect him to be, THE ROBIN HOOD is the only one who's figured out THE VIOLET's secret-- possibly because he's leading a double life, as well.

( We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it. )